More Dry

​It has been a while since I had a rant. I’ve almost ranted about face tattoos a couple times, but I’ll save that for a more dry day. 

More Dry

My dryer sucks. The default setting leaves clothes damp. So, before I start my dryer I have to adjust the settings which brings me to my rant. 

There are several series of settings. For example, “Time” has 20, 40, or 60 minutes. Temperature has high, medium, and low. 

But then there is a dryness series. “Damp dry.” Okay that makes perfect sense, I’d never choose that setting, but I get others might or certain materials may recommend it-I’m a wash and dry everything together guy. 

The next option for dryness is normal dry. Okay. I’d just say dry, but whatever. 

The next option! “More dry!”

Oxford Languages defines the adjective “dry” as, “free from moisture or liquid; not wet or moist.”

How can you get more not wet. You’re either moist or dry. You can’t get anymore dry than dry. It’d be like being more dead. When you are dead, you can’t get more dead. 

What really gets me is that if you want your clothes dry, you have to stoop to their stupidity and select “more dry.” Because for this asinine idiot dryer “normal dry” leaves 10-20% of your laundry damp. 

I should have used more exclamation marks and curse words. 

Until face tattoos…

Jimbo Out